Tweets of the Month Club | May 2018

Tweets of the Month Club | May 2018

Listen, May was not the best of months. Twitter was often an accurate reflection of the hurt, the tragedy, the anger that we all felt. For the purposes of this post, we’re going to ignore most of that—not to run away, but because sometimes we just need some laughter and royal wedding coverage. Here are some of the loveliest, funniest, most entertaining tweets to cross my Twitter feed this month. 

best idea ever? yep.

(Klout died this month.)

(NBC picked up Brooklyn 99 and there was much rejoicing.)

A good 75% of my nightmares are simply someone being upset with me.

I’m becoming more and more convinced that they’ve taken proper apostrophe and plurals lessons out of US school curriculum. They distracted us with cursive writing and whatever that weird math is and just whispered to the children (and Siri), “always add an apostrophe s.”

(My favorite part of this tweet is its only reply.) [Its is the possessive without an apostrophe. I know, it’s weird. You can do this!]

I don’t normally do quote tweets because then you have to click the link and blah blah blah. But this was too good. Here’s the tweet Annie quoted:

Will putting her picture in Tweets of the Month Club every time get me an invite?!? I need to know ASAP.

I felt exactly, exactly the same way.

The castle lawn was impressive.

#OhCanada

It can be a rough place at times, but I agree. I have twitter to thank for some of my best friends and, in a lot of ways, my current job.

In an Instagram poll, the majority of voters agreed it would not be weird for me to print and frame this photo and display it in my home.

But maybe now I don’t want it displayed in my home.

I echo Ashlyn’s analysis here.

There was a story in the news about a guy who CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL FOR PERMISSION to kill a RATTLESNAKE that was bigger than the man himself. Nope.

(Important contextual note here: Karen was literally hit by a bus this month. She is okay, but we’re all still praying for her full recovery.)

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